I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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