May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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