mondays should just be called national damage control day
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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