paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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