is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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