i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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