i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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