Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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