There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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