I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
birth control should be required to get into college
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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