Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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