Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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