I want to stick my p in your. b.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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