forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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