His pubic hair was longer than his dick
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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