i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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