They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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