Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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