is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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