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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I found somebody to have a 3 sum with

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  shutup! Who?!?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Hahaha April fools!

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• (817): View more from Texas

  what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?

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• (209): View more from California

  Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.

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• (209): View more from California

  Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?

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