try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it hurts more in the daytime
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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