I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm like, not good at living.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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