So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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