Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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