Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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