This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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