id be glad to
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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