I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Boobs are out for the taking
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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