I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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