I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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