he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I am one with the molecules
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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