It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Randomize
