Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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