Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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