i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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