The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We don't watch enough power rangers
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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