Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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