Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
All the doctor said was why
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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