she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
NoShamevember. You game?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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