Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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