so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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