i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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