Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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