honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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