my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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