remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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