I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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