Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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