That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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