Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Small penises have feelings too.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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