Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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