god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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