The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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