well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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