A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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