i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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