Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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